Friday, October 16, 2009

We're Not in Kansas

Whenever I’m feeling low blue sad fat ugly….I just take a little trip to the local Wal-Mart store and do some people watching and then I don’t feel so bad.

Flat hair and grey teeth and spikes, oh my!

The person in front of me at the check-out was buying a cart full of sugar-coated cereal and cartons of cigarettes. One hundred and twenty-one dollars’ worth. That’ll keep the old heart ticking.

And I swear I saw a woman four feet wide.

"Well, we're not living in a trailer park, so we'll be all right."
~Dorothy

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